Ossifer by © Riotarttherite
|Died||In 176 AC|
|Spouse||Princess Elaena Targaryen|
|Issue||Viserys Plumm (disputed)|
Lord Ossifer Plumm was a wealthy head of House Plumm. He married Princess Elaena Targaryen during the reign of King Aegon IV Targaryen.
Ossifer was an aged man when he wed Elaena Targaryen in 176 AC. He is said to have died whilst consummating his new marriage, after seeing his wife naked for the first time. Elaena became pregnant, and gave birth to a child called Viserys Plumm. Ossifer supposedly fathered the child after he was dead. Rumors at the time have suggested that it had not been Ossifer, but her cousin, King Aegon IV, who had fathered the child.
A Storm of Swords
According to Ben Plumm, Ossifer had a six-foot long penis that was famous throughout the land.
A Dance with Dragons
Tyrion Lannister speculates that Brown Ben Plumm is descended from a younger son of Viserys Plumm, and that rather than the "drop of dragon blood" Ben claims is in his family tree, there are "Two drops. That, or a cock six foot long.", suggesting that Tyrion believes the rumors about Ossifer's posthumous child being fathered by Aegon IV Targaryen.
There was some old Plumm in the Sunset Kingdoms who wed a dragon princess. My grandmama told me the tale. He lived in King Aegon's day.
This old Plumm was a lord, though, must have been a famous fellow in his day, the talk of all the land. The thing was, begging your royal pardon, he had himself a cock six foot long.
And Ossifer Plumm was much too dead, but that did not stop him fathering a child, did it?
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 1.2 The World of Ice & Fire, The Targaryen Kings: Baelor I (The Sisters of Baelor I).
- ↑ 2.0 2.1 2.2 2.3 A Storm of Swords, Chapter 57, Daenerys V.
- ↑ 3.0 3.1 A Feast for Crows, Chapter 12, Cersei III.
- ↑ A Dance with Dragons, Chapter 57, Tyrion XI.